A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Slaughtybotfost was under attack. So he called for his nifty crew of mango warriors; the tastiest in the galaxy. They rushed to their Captain’s aid but unfortunately for Smegle (not Slaughty but a different character) they didn’t get there fast enough. Slaughtybotfost was captured by the Muffets! The cruelest, yet nicest smelling, bad guys in this story.
The mango warriors were shaking in their slippers! Whatever would they do without their beloved Captain?! But one Smegle stepped up to the shiny golden (yet slightly damaged) plate! And announced they would all go on a quest to save their beloved Slaughty. He said to the warriors, “We can’t stand around here waiting to become dried fruit, distributed in fancy bags, and handed out to the mango eating public! Mango warriors step up to the shiny golden plate here!” and so they did. Literally. Thus it became quite crowded on that poor old plate and they had to step off so as not to further damage it.
The mango warriors were shaking in their slippers! Whatever would they do without their beloved Captain?! But one Smegle stepped up to the shiny golden (yet slightly damaged) plate! And announced they would all go on a quest to save their beloved Slaughty. He said to the warriors, “We can’t stand around here waiting to become dried fruit, distributed in fancy bags, and handed out to the mango eating public! Mango warriors step up to the shiny golden plate here!” and so they did. Literally. Thus it became quite crowded on that poor old plate and they had to step off so as not to further damage it.
And so it began! Their wild, dangerous quest to save the world which revolved around Captain Slaughtybotfost! With Smegle on their side nothing was sure to go wrong!
Or wasn’t it?
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